※未知的幸福~ 2007-3-25 12:56
『 Pink lOve 』
Part 1 [star……]
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[粉係一個超級大美女,亦都超級貪玩!因為超中意粉紅色,所以個個都叫距做啊粉或者粉粉]H5h.jd#\g
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da成個撲過去啊粉度:`粉粉!`
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粉諷刺甘話:`wa!da姐啵``捨得黎拉咩?知唔知要靚女等係好大罪噶?一個雪糕`
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da:`啊?麥當勞`
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[今日,粉約da一齊去買假發同粗框大眼鏡,da同粉係世交,兩個好好feel嫁``仲成日鴛鴦浴添``[註:da is a girl]
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[殺價大使dada又勝一仗!而係隔離搶購Pink果個,正是啊粉………]
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“哇十足阿姑啱嗮你心水啦”da.
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“係啊係啊``夠嗮樣啊!不過將D頭髮收嗮係入面好熱嫁啵!”粉一邊整假髮一邊講.8H8h_X#I:U$Kt#S
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"哎`你諗你啦`又係你自己要扮男人頭,醜八怪嘅``而連行都唔想同你一齊行啊..”(個傻婆都唔知係咪有病,好地地搞成甘,仲約我一齊添…我先冇佢咁無聊啊``毀我玉女形象呵呵``我有D姣添``)da.;urBy/Q8sa N6\
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“得啦得啦``第二校花”(^_^`仲唔激死個姣婆``至於第一校花----當然係我啦!)粉.Mx"V$U;l2C|a
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“粉紅怪!”da4|L%Jj1FM6C
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da&粉:”八婆,五行欠打!”[激戰ing……..][kds5n
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[da同粉一齊轉學,粉決定易容(貪玩).da就打死都唔制….兩個差好遠,今日係番學第一日…..]5A)r%pE#M
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粉&da:”哇!好大啊D校服好靚啊!”
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“好多索友啊中間果件最正``隔離都唔錯..嗯嗯依佢着Pink嫁啵``仲好似同你果件一摸一樣添………”da越黎越細聲…
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[粉本來想一拳打醒姣婆da,但係聽到”pink”…..]1m"j2N-Op?X0S
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“ohshit!邊個姣婆甘大膽”粉
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“男嫁…-_-“da無奈到極點
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“姣佬?仲抵死!你唔好阻止我”粉摩拳擦掌ing………+Rx7k]'i(ZM+Z
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“你想做乜?我地啱啱黎咋!!你而加唔係靚女啊!!係猪扒啊!你過去,人地仲吾打殘你?!『da果然係good friend』
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“驚咩啊!!?我地打交機時輸過先?距着pink都吾同我講聲就係唔岩!!『先理取鬧ing…』4W'q1K~ xX_9`
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“而加pink又唔係俾你買起左!!唔通你着得人地唔着得!!!?”da
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“正是!!”粉『粉已經飛左過去準備打人』!e-|0t|2x5O
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“oh`my god我係玉女黎嫁!!”『已經過去幫拖』
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待續...
※未知的幸福~ 2007-3-25 12:57
Part 2 粉遇粉5d,w4b;cy5N,T
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Pa對皓川講:”喂!妳又有艷福啦!今次仲係”極品”添`..哇殺到黎”#_9TpWZ
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“咩啊`理D一年幾百次嘅野唔使同我報告啦``情信妳代收!你啱嘅就伱上!”[轉過面ing…..]
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“俾你3秒!”(哇..佢好型..)粉.
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“八婆啊咩3秒啊?打殘你啊啦?!”皓川嬲啦E{ w5a
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“2秒”(不過佢好惡)粉Rb;F\U1ot"^
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“?”皓川嚇親
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“脫啊!我唔會再講第二次”粉指住皓川件衫QiI O%Pz4cH)k
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“豬扒收聲!”皓川終于醒悟
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“媽*啊!!懶型!”粉lj*I/r H:\-Y
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“駁嘴?唔好以為我唔敢打女人啊!!!”皓川
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『你周圍嘅人一早嚇到走嗮,仲好登阿粉擔心添。。。。』
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pa:“小姐,妳乜事啊?”
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粉望都唔望pa一眼:“‘二打六’死開!!!!”SCPj&U
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da:“粉!!有冇俾人蝦?“:W)dKnr
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pa“喂喂,靚女姐姐,係理條粉頭撩我地嫁!!”
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粉啤左pa一眼:“你所講嘅粉頭係米指我呢?啊?”{EW"@wN4_
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皓川:“明顯拉!!點啊?唔啱聽啊?粉腸囉!超襯你啊!呵呵^_^!”0|
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da:“哎呀,粉,你打死距拉!算拉算拉!走”XDu%v.X&mL
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粉:“但係件pink…”[粉想喊拉。。。]
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da:“算啦!算啦!我送marie俾你好冇?”o.r+]0mUt7M!~
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皓川:“佢甘就當冇事髮生嫁啦?”(D性格好Q啊,可惜係豬扒啊。)
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da:“喂!o靚仔,你望左我好耐啦喎!再望插你眼啊啦?”
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pa:“姐姐,你好靚啊,你叫咩名啊?幾班嫁?”
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da“妖!”[走左](啦波。。我機班嫁。?粉呢?)e+`JH
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pa問皓川:“佢叫“妖”啊?”皓川:“妖!”(癡筋)[走埋。。]
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pa:“妖。。?妖。。?好特別啊!^_^”[這就是所謂的一見鍾情]
※未知的幸福~ 2007-3-25 12:59
Part3 超人&天使
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Da: 上課喇!粉!x!z)T`rOy6l r
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粉: 你係咪真係買marie俾我嫁?