marklam21 2007-9-27 16:17
用英語逼死美國人....暈死中
[color=red]《獎勵訊息》：今天無名壇主開心..發放特別獎金，獲得了現金18個Dream幣[/color]
用英語逼死美國人....暈死中
剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:
前臺小姐:“hello.”
美國人:“hi.”
前臺小姐:“you have what thing?”
美國人:“can you speak english?”
前臺小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”
美國人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前臺小姐:“you! yourself! look .all people are playing, no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前臺小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little, you have what thing?”
美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐:“head not 在. you tomorrow come!”
美國人吐血。。。
zeushiuka 2007-9-27 16:50
呢d英文
真係見得多