Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
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Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
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Question: How can you say so?
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Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
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