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標題: [笑話] 阿婆被刧 [打印本頁]

作者: oxox12345 時間: 2009-6-12 10:40 標題: 阿婆被刧

有個70幾歲嘅阿婆一個人住係偏遠小鎮. 佢好窮, 屋企乜都無, d舊衫佢當寶, 珍而重之放係衣箱; 係朋友生日會攞左嘅汽球都唔捨得掉, 放係廳; 鮮奶飲淨半樽都唔捨得掉, 放係雪櫃. e did 已經係佢全副身家.
個日佢有事要出去, 之後有個賊仔入屋偷野, 點知乜都搵唔到, 嬲起上黎, c欄哂佢d衫, 整欄佢個汽球, 見有半樽鮮奶, 飲哂佢就走左..
佢返到屋企見到自已d野無唒, 好傷心, 走去報案, 佢喊住同個警官講:
(喊)....今日有個賊仔走黎我屋企....(喊).....佢見到我屋企乜都無....(喊)....佢就c欄哂我d衫.....(喊)....整欄我個波.....(喊)....重飲我d奶......(喊)..

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