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[笑話] A Busy Patient

A Busy Patient

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Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.
   Doctor: Okay, let me check.
   Patient: What's wrong with me?
   Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.
   Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.
   Doctor: Intravenous drip.
   Patient: How long would it take?
   Doctor: A couple of hours.
   Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can
   finish it in three minutes.

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