[笑話] 世上最強的中國式英文

世上最強的中國式英文

世上最強的中國式英文

你算老幾？ = How senior are you?
你係乜水？ = What the water are you?
你邊度架？ = Where are you come from?
你大我呀？ = Do you big me?
你夠姜就放馬過來 = If you got enough ginger,let your horse come over here
你教我以後點出黎行呀？ = You teach me how can I come out and walk in the future?
你講乜鬼？ = What the ghost are you talk?

吹雞 = Blow chicken
班馬劈友 = Zebra chops people
做世界 = Do the world
大茶飯 = Big tea rice  

呢D都未算勁﹐睇埋下面先笑﹐大家睇中文解析之前不妨估下中文會係咩....


1．we two who and who？
　 咱倆誰跟誰阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！
　 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

6．you me you me
　 彼此彼此

8．know is know noknow is noknow
　 知之為知之，不知為不知...

9．WATCH SISTER
　 表妹

11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足

13．heart flower angry open
　心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　 要錢沒有，要命一條

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
　你有兩下子。

19．as far as you go to die
　 有多遠，死多遠！！！！