[笑話] 最強的中國式英文

你給我站住！(You Give Me Stop！)

美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )

心花怒放 (heart flower angry open )

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ！ together up ！)

不三不四(no three no four)

不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
[No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.]

大家真是好閒...
big home true yes good leisure...

how are you?(怎麼是你?)
how old are you?(怎麼老是你?)

Watch wear autumn water
望穿秋水

你是王八蛋
you is king eight egg

Go a head
(去個頭)

I am olny one no two
我是獨一無二

一元復始萬象更新
one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update

我火大了
I'm fire big