> >姓名：English or Chinese?
> >年齡：Confidential
> >身高：Not related to the job
> >體重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
> >居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
> >電話：Ericsson
電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班時間：the shorter the better
應徵職位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty
and young girls
學歷：Graduated at the wild chicken university
語言能力：fluent in bullshits
興趣：Sleeping and sleeping
生日：正月初七
經歷：Fooling around all the time
曾任職位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautifulgirl, hopefully
can find in your company
未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better

接著，他們再看第二位應徵者時，這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來，董事長更當場暈倒

> >姓名：父母取的
> >年齡：不小了
> >身高：很高
> >體重：中等
> >居住地：家裡
> >電話：在身上
> >電子郵件：朋友幫我申請的
> >上班時間：8小時
> >應徵職位：一位
> >學歷：如果畢業的話有高中學歷
> >語言能力：有興趣：很多
> >生日：還沒到吧！
> >經歷：剛來的時候踩到狗屎，Shit！
> >曾任職位：小學有當過糾察隊喔！
> >已婚未婚：父母有結婚
> >未來期望：再找好工作
> >希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我 --

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