歌手：Keith David、Blake Roman
作曲：Sam Haft、Andrew Underberg
HUSK 看來事情已經糟到無以復加，你求助無援
你的存在本身只能說是毫無希望
你覺得自己髒得像廉價酒吧的破爛廁所
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
少了酒和藥你根本不敢面對
你前路盡失
你覺得你的生活一團亂麻
就這麼說吧，你完全正確
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct
ANGEL DUST, spoken 什麼？
Wait, what?
HUSK 你是個魯蛇，baby
魯蛇啊，小可愛
一個爛到骨子又愛該的小婊
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch
ANGEL DUST 嘿！
Hey!
HUSK 一個魯蛇，就像我一樣
You're a loser, just like me
ANGEL DUST 謝了，混蛋
Thanks, asshole
HUSK 你是個腦子沒上發條的一星差評魯蛇
霸道誘受落入低谷
但至少有人給你伴
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
ANGEL DUST, spoken 這應該讓我覺得好一點嗎？
This supposed to make me feel better?
HUSK 曾經一時我以為無人能體會
那將我步步摧毀的悚事
但放下心牆，也許直白能成解方
我們可都生活在同個屎雜燴裡啊
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich
ANGEL DUST 我把靈魂賣給了個變態神經病
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
HUSK 哈哈！你以為這是你獨享的嗎？
少來了，老兄
我們都是魯蛇，baby，魯蛇啊
無所謂當個
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, man!
We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be a
ANGEL DUST 嗑嗨的吸屌婊？
Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?
HUSK 也沒什麼不行
Baby, that's fine by me
ANGEL DUST 我是個魯蛇，甜心
巧言令色有時笨笨
但至少我知道自己不孤獨
I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone
HUSK 你是個魯蛇，就像我一樣
Just like me
HUSK 我嗜賭成癮
I got an appetite for gamblin'
ANGEL DUST 我自制不能的上癮
所有我能找到的毒品和性玩具
I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find
HUSK 唱吧 baby，唱出來 Come on
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
ANGEL DUST 我渾身沒個洞還能被破處
I got no holes left to deflower
HUSK 我出賣靈魂好挽回權力
I sold my soul to save my power
Now I'm on that demon's leash
ANGEL DUST & HUSK 如今我被拴在那惡魔手裡
受困而分秒每況愈下
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
ANGEL DUST 你是個魯蛇，baby
You're a loser, baby
HUSK
魯蛇啊，但只是也許我們
A loser, but just maybe if we
ANGEL DUST & HUSK 同悲共苦
事情就能有所轉機
Eat shit together, things will end up differently
HUSK
是時候放下自我厭惡
給自己一點解脫
樂觀點，Baby
手牌盡出，做自己
It's time to lose your self-loathin'
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
ANGEL DUST & HUSK 一個魯蛇，就像我一樣
A loser, just like me
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《Hazbin Hotel 地獄旅館》與毒藥同一集的第二首歌
人生是狗屎爛蛋但至少你並不孤單
就算是個失敗者，我們兩人一個樣
對比毒藥的絕望，雖然失敗者的歌詞很喪但整體調性是非常輕鬆舒適的
畢竟日子還是要過，不如快樂一點，如果還是沒辦法就想想，反正大家一起爛
