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作者: Isavy 時間: 2009-3-6 20:46 標題: 史上最強的英文翻譯

史上最強的英文翻譯
1．we two who and who？咱倆誰跟誰阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！

   你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，無事退朝

6．you me you me 彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知…

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!

      龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過

15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條

(另種翻譯:Want money no,Want life one! 要錢不給，要命有一條！)

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。你有兩下子。

19．as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

21． The king who is fucking is the sun of the king who has fucked.

金正日是金日成的兒子

22．no three no four 不三不四

23．people mountain people sea.人山人海

24．morning three night four 朝三暮四

25．wang eight eggs 王八蛋

26．ten three point 十三點

27．no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

28．Play a big knife before GuanGong 關公面前耍大刀

29．Good good study,day day up! 好好學習，天天向上！

30．open the door see the mountain  開門見山

作者: 123ll 時間: 2009-3-7 14:06

wang eight eggs 王八蛋ds-hk

好"橋"口xD

作者: 細K;] 時間: 2009-3-7 14:21

6．you me you me 彼此彼此

好型呀A_A
十卜

作者: =W=星星 時間: 2009-3-8 14:56

哈哈........

作者: yanada 時間: 2009-3-12 02:18

好yo
有幾個都幾好笑
謝謝分享

作者: AKameforever 時間: 2009-3-22 18:33

超無奈ing......

作者: ki4290 時間: 2009-4-23 21:18

哈哈哈

真是一山還有一山高

作者: wongtikho123 時間: 2009-4-27 19:02

30．open the door see the mountain 開門見山

作者: smallhikaru 時間: 2009-5-1 05:49

有沒有聽過do the world 做世界

作者: 火．龍 時間: 2009-5-16 19:24

............無奈

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